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Title: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 12, 2023, 08:23:53 AM
From that PBS show, we have a NEW UPDATE to the computer store guy story, now featuring Java Joe in his stead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbzqSyRUzo

This almost feels like I'm being specifically trolled, lol.

The whole PBS interview is here: https://www.pbs.org/video/jewel-diqhtu/
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Nick_00 on May 12, 2023, 11:37:52 AM
I'm confused. Is it the new version of the story with the boss who propositioned? Or is it something different?
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 12, 2023, 12:20:25 PM
I believe this is all the same story and it evolves with the career goals. This is what I've seen so far:

Before Jewel really hits it big, Java Joe fired her because she wouldn't sleep with him. This is in that improv version of I'm Sensitive that was clearly played for locals who would know who Java Joe is back then.

Then, Java Joe becomes an important part of her early career, so the boss who fires her for not sleeping with him becomes Computer Store Guy. Java Joe is no longer mentioned.

There are two Computer Store Guy stories:

Now, we have a new version that just debuted on PBS! That is in the above: Java Joe was trying to bang a 16 year old and Jewel was fired for telling him to stop. Once she's fired, we're back to the post-Lenedra version's explanation of consequences. In this version, we know that even though Java Joe isn't named, he was a notorious skeeve and definitely was the guy with the porn calendar idea. Alan himself confirmed the calendar thing, though he respects Joe anyway because he hosted some fan shows and gave away the soundboard recordings.


Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 12, 2023, 12:25:54 PM
I mean, I know it's a crazy thing to say, but I feel like this last story was concocted just to fuck with me. I've been on a crusade about this story for years. And now to put Creepy Joe back in it a mere couple months after I got e-jumped on when I mentioned his creepiness in that facebook group? And for it to be SO incredibly divergent from Comp Guy.... Y'ALL! 
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: jewelwiki on May 12, 2023, 01:01:24 PM
:lolsad:


You're being trolled
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 12, 2023, 01:14:24 PM
ngl that would be beyond amazing. Literally trolled by Jewel would be legendary. Going out in style!
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 12, 2023, 01:20:24 PM
For the very first time, I feel my $5.00 monthly donation to PBS was well-spent. :wub:
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: jewelwiki on May 13, 2023, 04:43:38 AM
Support for trolling Jess was made possible by viewers like you!
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 13, 2023, 07:27:34 PM
How many great women musicians did Java Joe destroy? We'll never know.
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Frag on May 14, 2023, 07:22:53 AM
I've been confused for years about which story is about Joe & which one isn't. If he's as much of a creeper as some versions of the story make him out to be, I don't understand why he'd still have the support & friendship of women in the SD music scene. I know he does, though, because I've seen it first-hand.   :confused:
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 14, 2023, 07:26:09 AM
Is that really a surprise, though? Look how much support Weinstein had.
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Frag on May 14, 2023, 11:53:03 AM
Is that really a surprise, though? Look how much support Weinstein had.
True, but Joe ain't exactly Harvey Weinstein in the power & money department, & in this climate, I'd think it all would've come out by now...if there's anything to come out.
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 15, 2023, 07:24:27 AM
I mean ... it just did. And right after his retirement, too ... from the very lips of the most successful woman to come out of his era in San Diego!

And before that, Jewel had mentioned it before she really hit it super big. About 5 minutes in: http://radio.edas.space/music/ImSensitive.mp3 
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Frag on May 15, 2023, 12:08:38 PM
I mean ... it just did. And right after his retirement, too ... from the very lips of the most successful woman to come out of his era in San Diego!

What I mean is that we would've heard about it from more women, not just her. If she keeps changing her story back & forth, it kinda loses some credibility, don'tchathink? If she told one story consistently, it'd be more believable. Not that I don't believe he's a creeper, mind you. It's just that the way she seems to change the story to suit her own needs from time to time bothers me.
Title: Re: Java Joe the Computer Store Guy
Post by: Jessica on May 15, 2023, 12:48:07 PM
It's true there's no counter for "she lies too much be to be believed" in instances like this. 

But, I can totally see why she'd need to lie about this one to save her own skin. He was a pretty high profile guy and could have easily sent some sort of cease and desist after Jewel hit it big to make sure she didn't defame his brand. Now that it's all come to an end, such a threat would end, too.